well there's lots of ways to go, what's the most appealin'   i could tie a rope around my neck and hang from the ceilin'   i could take a bunch of pills til' i'm really gone   i could take a bath with the radio on      i could take a gun, shoot out the back of my head   i cold light a cigarette and take it to bed   yeah that cig in the bed thing sounds pretty good   but i don't wanna burn down the whole damn neighborhood      i like to die   but i gotta know   what's the best   the best way to go      i could hold my breath until my face turns blue   but there's gotta be something easier to do   what if i start feelin' weird and can't keep with it   there's gotta be a better way to punch my ticket      i like to die   but i gotta know   what's the best   the best way to go      i could jump into the water and tie a rock to my feet   but i'd have to wait a half an hour til after i eat   cus what if i cramp up and then start to drown   then i figure out there's another way around      i like to die   but i gotta know   what's the best   the best way to go