Well variety is the spice of life   Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife   She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?   I can't resist to try something new      Well the judge said guilty in the first degree   I said can I help it if I take all the publicity   All these pretty women, with nothing to do   C'mon and help me try to find something new      You gotta try everything once   You better take out some insurance   You gotta try everything once   You better build up your endurance      Well variety is the spice of life   Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife   She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?   I can't resist to try something new      You got a full house babe, I got four of a kind   I'm watching six different televisions all at one time   You know I love you baby, sad but it's true      You gotta try everything once   You better take out some insurance   You gotta try everything once   You better build up your endurance      Well variety is the spice of life   Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife   She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?   I can't resist to try something new