Yakko: In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak   It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week   Dot : It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use   Y+D : And no one understands it when they read the movie news.      Dot : Like "Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix"   Yakko: Means someone made a movie that bombed   Dot : "The veeps in charge are now at large"   Yakko: Means everyone involved is gone.      Dot : "The plot conflix; no beautiful chix"   Yakko: So it's coming out on video soon   Dot : They're "taking their lix"   'Cause the critics say "nix"   Yakko: And the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix.      Dot : But the "stock sees green" on page thirteen   Yakko: Means Disney's up a nickel a share   Dot : "Stallone cuts deal for a major reel"   Yakko: Means Rocky number six, so beware.      Dot : If you want the "poop"   Yakko: Or you need the "scoop"   Y+D : On Hollywood town this week   You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!      Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!   Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!      Dot : "A boffo smash makes Warner cash"   Yakko: Means there's gonna be a sequel next year   Dot : But "Paramount hurts and they're losing their shirts"   Yakko: Means Schwarzenegger's doing King Lear.      Dot : "Oliver Stone does next Home Alone"   Yakko: Means he's getting paid an arm and a leg   The budget goes "crunch"   Dot : But his name "packs punch"   Yakko: So they called up the accountants and they're gonna "do lunch"!      Dot : Well, the "ratings smile" on the O.J. trial   Yakko: Means a movie of the week to premiere   Dot : "Universal cuts deal with Mister Spiel"   Yakko: To do a hundred thousand movies a year.      YW+D : You gotta play it smart   If you wanna be part   Of the crowd that's hip and chic   You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak!      Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!   Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!      Yakko: Normal talk makes producers walk   Y+D : You might as well speak Greek   You're gonna have to learn...   Wakko: Or the meeting will adjourn...   YW+D : Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety Speak!      Girls: Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!   Bob-a-doo-bop! A-bob-a-doo-bah!      YW+D : Bah-doop-bah-doop-bah-doop-bahhh-dah!