Yakko:    I am the very model of a cartoon individual   My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical   I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read   From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head      I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette   Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette   I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright   Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite      When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze   Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose   I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny   From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny      To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries   Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries   From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable   Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal    Yakko,Wakko and Dot:   You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical   We are the very model of cartoon individuals!