DrSns: Wake up! It's late!   It's twenty minutes after eight   Everyone get up; it's time to go   Up and at 'em now   Come on; shake a leg   Have some juice and scrambled egg   On the floor and out the door   Let's get on our way.      Dot : Hey, watch out!   Yakko: What's the matter?   Dot : You almost knocked me off the ladder   Yakko: No I didn't   Dot : Yes you did; I almost fell   Yakko: Don't exaggerate   Dot : I'm not   Yakko: Yeah, right   Dot : Are you trying to pick a fight?   Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!   Dot : Well, you're always in my space   DrSns: Hey get off each other's case   Because we're trying to get along.      Wakko: I want pancakes   Or a waffle   This tastes awful   Is that all we've got?   Can't find my clothes   And I need to blow my nose   And my socks are full holes   And my shoelace has a knot.      Dot : That's my toothbrush   Yakko: No it's not   Dot : Well, it's sitting in my slot   Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours   Dot : Well, you're standing in my way   Yakko: Yeah, that's tough   DrSns: Alright now that's enough   Everybody get your stuff   Because we're going out the door.      DrSns: Every time we get into the car   It's so much work   It takes us twenty minutes   While you're driving me berserk   With your playing und your jumping   Und your running all about   When I finally get you inside   You always lock me out!      Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad   I'm really, really, really mad   You poked me with your elbow in my side   Yakko: No I didn't!   Dot : Yes you did   Yakko: Nuh-uh   Dot : You did   And I'm just a little kid   You're lying; don't deny it   Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you   Dot : Yeah, just try it   DrSns: Will both of you be quiet   'Cause we're driving in a car!      Dot : Ow, he hit me!   Yakko: Ow, she bit me!   Dot : He said he's gonna "get me"   Yakko: No I didn't   Dot : Yes you did!   DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbid   Either one of you to say another word!      Wakko: Are we there yet?   I'm tired.   I'm hungry.   How far?   My nose is snotty   Need to move my body   Gotta use the potty   Better stop the car.      Dot : Stop it!   Yakko: No, you stop it   DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?   Dot : Well, he started it   Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh   Dot : Na-ah   Yakko: Uh-uh   Dot : It's your fault   Yakko: No it's not.   Your leg is in my spot   DrSns: Yakko you be quiet   Und that goes for you too, Dot!      DrSnS: Every time we take a trip   It's always just the same   With the fighting und the biting   Und the calling all those names   Then there's pushing und there's shoving   Und there's scratching on the neck   When we finally get to where we're going   Everyone's a wreck!      YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!      Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet?   I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired.   You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry.   Yakko: No I didn't! How far?   Dot : Yes, you did, you did My nose is snotty   And I'm just a little kid Need to move my body   DrSns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty   'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.      DrSns: We're here, we're here   Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?   Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?   Dot : At the circus?!   Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!   DrSns: Now you're satisfied?   Alright, everyone inside   And let's have some fun, okay?      YW+D : Yay!!!      Dot : I'm glad, I'm glad   What a really great time we had   Did you see those lions and those tigers   Weren't they neat?   DrSns: Are you happy now?   Dot : We are; thanks a lot   I'm sorry that we fought   From now on I'll get along   Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong   DrSns: Ah that's nice, now come along   Let's all get in the car.      Dot : You can take the seat you like   You're always so gallant   Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first   You take the seat you want   DrSns: Everybody's happy now   We've had a real good day   Und now it's time to go back home   So let's be on our way.      Dot : You hit me   Yakko: No I didn't   Dot : Yes you did. Stop it!   Yakko: No, you stop it   Dot : Move your leg   Yakko: No, you move your leg   Dot : You started it   Yakko: No I didn't, you did   Dot : No I didn't, you did   Yakko: So what?   Dot : You always start it!   Yakko: Don't you cross that line!   Dot : You're not the boss of me!   Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!   Dot : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!   Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!