Yakko: Hey, look at this store!   Wakko: There's movies galore!   Dot : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before   YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work anymore!      Yakko: "The Player" is a movie   About finding fresh new scripts   Like "Rambo 3"...   And "Rocky 5"...   And "Star Trek" Number 6.   Dot : Eva joined with Zsa Zsa   And they formed a "Sister Act"   But both were "Unforgiven"   Because neither one could act.      Wakko: "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle"   Once belonged to "Hook", you see   But it got bored and so it joined   "The Addams Family".   Yakko: "Amadeus" was a genius   "Beethoven" was a dog   The "Muppet Family Christmas"   Is about a pig and frog.      Dot : There was a sled named Rosebud   And a "Citizen" named "Kane"   He rode it 'til the snow was melted   Now he's "Singin' In The Rain".   Wakko: The "Princess Bride" got married   To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"   Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King",   The "Father Of The Bride".   YW+D : And pretty soon you'll find them all   Inside the "TV Guide"   Along with all the stars you like to see!      Dot : Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone   Yakko: Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone.   Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy   Dot : Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese.   Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia   Wakko: Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia.   Dot : Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford   Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford.   YW+D : Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe...   And that's all the people we know!      ---      Cast : We're glad the dinosaur is gone   He was an easy mark   But if we ever miss him   We can rent "Jurassic Park".   So when it comes to clunkers   Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"   YW+D : Don't pay $7.50   Just catch 'em on home video.   As for us it's bye-bye time   So long now, toodle-oo.   We've had quite enough of this   Cast : Video revue!