Y:   Heigh ho!   Do you know,   The names of the U.S. residents   Who then became the Presidents   And got a view from the White House loo   Of Pennsylvania Avenue      George Washington was the first, you see   He once chopped down a cherry tree      D:President number two would be   John Adams and then Number three      Y:Tom Jefferson stayed up to write   The declaration late at night   So he and his wife had a great big fight   And she made him sleep on the couch all night      W:James Madison never had a son   then he fought the War of 1812      D:James Monroe's colossal nose   Was bigger than Pinnochio's      Y:John Quincy Adams was number six   And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicked   So Jackson learns to play politics   Next time he's the one that the country picks      D:Martin Van Buren number eight   For a one-term shot as chief of state      Y:William Harrisson, how do you praise   That guy was dead in thirty days!      W:John Tyler he liked country folk   D:And after him came President Polk   Y:Zachary Taylor liked to smoke   His breath killed friends whenever he spoke      W:1850, really nifty   Millard Fillmore's in   Y:Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce   The man without a chin      D: Follows next a period spannin'   Four long years with James Buchanan   Then the South start shootin' cannon   And we've got a civil war      YW&D:A war!   A war down south in Dixie!      Y:Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln   D:There's a guy who's really thinkin'   W:Kept the United States from shrinking   Saved the ship of state from sinking      D:Andrew Johnson's next   He had some slight defects   W: Congress each   Would impeach   D:And so the country now elects      Y: Ulysses Simpson Grant   Who would scream and rave and rant   W: While drinking whiskey   Although risky   Cause he'd spill it on his pants      Y: It's 1877 and the democrats would gloat   But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes   Wins by just one vote      D:James Garfield, someone really hated   Cause he was assasinated   W:Chester Arthur gets instated   Four years later he was traded      D:For Grover Cleveland, really fat   Elected twice as a democrat   Then Benjamin Harrisson after that   It's William McKinley up to bat      Y:Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill   W:And President Taft he got the bill   Y:In 1913 Woodrow   YW&D: Wiiilllllllson   Takes us into World War One      Y:Warren Harding next in line   D:It's Calvin Coolidge he does fine   W: And then in 1929   The market crashes and we find      Y:It's Herbert Hoover's big debut   He gets the blame and loses to   D:Franklin Roosevelt, President who   Helped us win in World War Two      W:Harry Truman, weird little human   Serves two terms and when he's done   Y:It's Eisenhower who's got the power   From '53 to '61      D:John Kennedy had camelot   Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot   Y:Richard Nixon he gets caught   And Gerald Ford fell down a lot      W:Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips   Y:And Ronald Regan's speeches scripts   All came from famous movie clips   And President Bush said "read my lips"      D:Now in Washington D.C.   W:Thats democrats and the G.O.P.   Y:But the ones in charge are plain to see   D:The Clintons, Bill and Hillary      Y: The next President to lead the way   Well, it just might be yourself one day   Then the press'll distort everything you say   YW&D:So jump in your plane and fly away