One Monday morning, I got up late   And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate   Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck   The monkeys got free and they ran amok      I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      My office was run by ze studio nurse   I came downstairs und what could be worse?   Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance   They put buggies in my underpants      I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   Monkeys dance day and night and stew   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      I ran outside to get a stick   But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick   'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace   Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace      Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   Yako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clue   Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue   I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      I went to me bath for a shower and shave   The monkeys gonna put me into my grave   The entire bathroom was laid to waste   And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste      I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      Well by zis time I was feeling dread   Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head   I asked them to leave but they stayed around   Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down      I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure   Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door   And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you   To my house for dumplings and monkey stew      I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do   Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you   -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do      We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo   Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do