Have you seen Jackie?   He's a strange strange strange little girl   Make up on his face and his hair in curls   Have you seen Jackie?   She's a strange strange strange little boy   Her long black beard is her pride and joy      And all the children follow him around   And all the grownups try to drag her down   So we sing   Hey, leave Jackie alone   Hey, his pigeons have flown   Hey, she's never at home   At all these days   Leave Jackie alone      Have you seen Jackie?   He's an odd odd odd little fish   To fly around is his only wish   Have you seen Jackie?   She's a queer queer queer little bird   Shy and quiet neither scene nor herd      And all the rats will follow him around   The dogs and cats will   Chase her from the town   And we sing   Hey, leave Jackie alone   Hey, his mind is all blown   Hey, she's not on the phone   At all these days   Leave Jackie alone   Jackie couldn't decide if he was a girl   Or if she was a boy   Have you seen Jackie?