If you think there's something wrong   Holes appearing on your lawn   Don't you blame the man next door   It's not him      Flowers walk from place to place   Dark spot moves around your face   Objects vanish without trace   It's not you      I'm the mole from the Ministry   And you'll all bow down to me   I'm the mole in your potting shed   I'm the bad thoughts inside your head   And you won't catch me      (Fish and visitors smell after three days)   If you thinks there's something strange   Garden starts to rearrange   From perfect lawn to mountain range   It's not you      I'm the mole from the Ministry   Working underground   And you'll all bow down to me   Moving facts and figures all around   I'm the mole in your potting shed   Undermine your world   I'm the bad thoughts inside your head   And you shouldn't think me, No!   And you shouldn't think me   Mole   Mole   Mole