One day an archaeologist was digging underground   And he dug through mud and he dug through stones   And he dug cleared down to the great unknown   And what you suppose he found, running all around      The mole people, they lived in a hole people   Deep down in the earth   They've dug the busy world of their own   Listen, you'll hear them      Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp      You might wonder just what do they do under   They happen to drive-in movie, TV or telephone   All they can do is      Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp      In the lower birth, underneath the earth   You'll see them zag and zig   They never fly, same as you and I   To get somewhere they dig, dig, dig      Mole people, they live in a hole people   They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp   They have to dig and hack, China and back   So they'll have room for romp      So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp      Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp      Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp      Under Boston mass, they're a better class   They have that Harvard block   What a mess at a Bronx address   A subway train came through the wall      Mole people, they live in a hole people   They're under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp   They have to dig and hack to China in fact   So they'll have room to romp      So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp   Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp