Well Jimmy was a quiet boy   He kept to himself   He used to hang out at Lenny’s arcade   With nobody else   He wasn’t the brightest boy   He ate more than his share of glue   (If you know what I mean)   But there was always one thing   That Jimmy undoubtedly liked to do   You could call in an obsession   You could call it a gift   You could call it Whac-a-Mole   If you insist   But no doubt he had a natural talent for the game   He was truly great   Give him one quarter   And he’d make it last for 47 hours straight      Cause he's a Whac-a-Mole champion   He's the Whac-a-Mole king   And you best be leaving him alone when he's doing his thing   He's a Whac-a-Mole winner   He's so Whac-a-Mole inclined   But they say if he keeps whacking his mole   You know he's going to go blind      Well Jimmy practiced real hard   He played every day   And people used to gather around   To watch him play   He got himself into the state finals   And nobody could even come close   By then it was apparent to everyone   That Jimmy was going pro   He beat the east coast   He beat the west   He took on the whole wide world   And he was the best   Jimmy became the world’s   Undisputed Whac-a-Mole champ   He did commercials for Pepsi   And now he’s teaching at Whac-a-Mole camps      Cause he's the Whac-a-Mole champion   He's the Whac-a-Mole king   And you best be leaving him alone   When he's doing his thing   He’s a Whac-a-Mole guru   He owns Whacamole.com   But they say if he keeps whacking his mole   He'll grow hair on his palms      Yeah he’s a Whac-a-Mole champion   He’s so Whac-a-Mole adept   But they say if he keeps whacking it up   You know he's gonna go deaf   He’s a Whac-a-Mole winner   He's the Whac-a-Mole champ   But they say if he keeps whacking his mole   His hand will seize up and cramp      Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Seize up and cramp      Well that Jimmy you know, he's whacking the mole now   He's whacking all day and night till arcade it close down   He never worry about the things in his life, yeah   Cause when he's whacking the mole it makes every-ting right      Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   He's going to go blind      Well just a couple years later   Jimmy got his first cramp   But Jimmy kept playing on   Cause he was the champ   And even after he grew hair on his palms   And the mallet got so tough to hold   Well Jimmy just kept whacking away   He wouldn’t stop no matter what he was told   And then when Jimmy lost his hearing   We thought he was done   But Jimmy wasn’t cashing it in   Cause he was number one   He went blind and he kept whacking away   It was obvious his brain was fried   His hand cramped up one last time   And then Jimmy keeled over and died      But he was the Whac-a-Mole champion   He was the Whac-a-Mole king   And I guess we shouldn’t have left him alone   When he was doing his thing   Cause now he’s in Whac-a-Mole heaven   He whacked with every last breath   But he just wouldn’t listen   And he whacked himself to death      Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   He whacked it to death      Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   He whacked it to death      Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   Whac-a-Holy Moly!   He whacked it to death