Well I was walking through the mall   When I saw the coolest store of all   The pet shop always makes me smile   I just had to go inside for a while   I wasn't really looking to buy   Then I saw for only 4.95   Undeniably what had to be   The greatest pet ever alive      (I saw a pet rock)   He was looking up at me   (A pet rock)   Waiting there patiently   (A pet rock)   He was practically begging me to take him home      Well my pet rock he is the bomb   He'd never growl or bite he's always calm   He keeps his cage so very clean   And he's the cutest rock I've ever seen   When it's warm out we go to the beach   Or I take him for a walk on his leashe   Baby can't you see my rock and me   Are the greatest pals ever to be      (I got a pet rock)   And we're inseperable   (A pet rock)   He's more than just a collectable   (A pet rock)   He may not be intellectual, but he's mine all mine      I take my rock with me to bed   To lunch, to recess, and even phys. ed.   Now I'm the most popular kid in school   Cause my pet rock is just so cool      Well my pet rock is my best friend   He's the best 5 bucks I've ever spent   He's never try to run away   He always listens to what I have to say   Now that he's older he's ready to date   I can't wait until my rock finds a mate   Then eventually my rock will breed   And start a rock colony      (I got a pet rock)   He's my pride and joy   (A pet rock)   Think I'll probably name him Roy   (A pet rock)   Put him down cause he's not a toy   He's my best friend