I wish I wish my girlfriend would die   So I don't have to tell her goodbye   Cause breaking up's so hard to do   And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to   So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die      After much consideration   I've decided to move on   We've been together now for 6 long years   When I lost that bet and took her to the prom   But I can't bring myself to tell her   And that got me to start to think   That I could save her lots of agony   If somehow she were made to be extinct      I wish I wish my girlfriend would die   So I don't have to tell her goodbye   I don't have the heart to tell her   We just don't belong together   So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die      Well it’s so hard to say it’s over   She seems to care for me so much   She’s trying to tell me that we’re meant to be   And I’m trying to tell her that this sucks   But I said I’d never leave her   And so it seems I’m kind of stuck   I guess I’m gonna have to wait things out   And hope she gets run over by a truck      I wish I wish my girlfriend would die   So I don’t have to tell her goodbye   You said you’d die if…   So I’m just speeding up the inevitable   I wish I wish my girlfriend would die      People say I have a problem   And my way of thinking is obscene   They say I’m anti-confrontational   But I don’t even know what the hell that means   But I do know this ain’t working   And if her death did come about   She’d die happy and then I’d be free   To finally get to ask her sister out      I wish I wish my girlfriend would die   So I don’t have to tell her goodbye   Cause breaking up’s so hard to do   And if she were dead, well I wouldn’t have to   So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die