[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]      Met a girl over the net   Saved our chats on a floppy diskette   It went well for a week or two   Then it all came unglued   One night she said "brb"   Waited up for an hour or three   Then I started to realize   She wasn't coming back online      She frickin' blocked me   Trust   She frickin' blocked me   La la la la   We talked all night   Then she put my screen name on her block list   Then she clicked ok      She told me she was taking a shower   And she'd be back in a half hour   But she pulled one over on me   WTF, OMFG   I was ticked, but not convinced   Had to be sure before my ego was minced   Good thing I'm such a whiz   Signed on with my other name and yup, there she is      She frickin' blocked me   Trust   She frickin' blocked me   La la la la   We talked all night   Then she put my screen name on her block list   Then she clicked ok      That's my story, as you see   Never trust a woman when she says "brb"   Now it's over, and I'm torn   But I signed her up for beastiality porn      She frickin' blocked me   Trust   She frickin' blocked me   La la la la   We talked all night   Then she put my screen name on her block list   Then she clicked ok      (La la la la la la la la la la)   Trust   (La la la la la la la la la la)   Trust   (La la la la la la la la la la)   Then she put my screen name on her block list   (La la la la la la la la la la)   She frickin' blocked me