[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2]      Just the other day   I was on my way to work   When nature started calling me   With an overwhelming urge   Now I'm just trying to find   A decent place to pee   So I pulled into McDonalds   To use the lavatory      But when I walked into the john   And saw what was going on, whoa   It was a big disgrace to the entire male race   Tears were running down his face   And I said...      You've got to get yourself a doctor   You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it   Don't move, I'll call a paramedic   You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it      I picked up the phone   And I called up 911   To tell the operator   What the gentleman had done   The operator chuckled   And well I guess that's fair   Because this all could have been avoided   If he just wore some underwear      Well they notified his wife   And they brought the jaws of life   What a crappy way to spend my day   I'm saving Private Ryan, My oh my      You've got to get yourself a doctor   You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it   Oh look, look at you now   You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it      He'll never walk the same again   And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this   And late at night when he closes his eyes   He's haunted by the sound of my voice singing...      You've got to get yourself a doctor   You got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of it   That day will always be remembered   You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of it      And though the worst is over   He'll never live it down   Hey look this week on Oprah   That zipper guy is on   His shame will never pass