[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne]      Eat out   Whatchya cooking for?   My friends think I'm such a bore   Just cause I won't go with them out to eat   Processed meat      I steer clear of Burger King   Fast Food   It just ain't my thing   And if you understood what it does to me   You would see      Cause then later on   I'm stuck in the john   I trying to relax   I'm taking ex-lax   I've so stressing out   There's zilch coming out of me      Tell me   Why does fast food make me so constipated?   No matter what I order doesn't come back out   It gets me frustrated   It makes no differnce   What I get, you can bet   If it's meat, or it's sweet   Could be fries, there's no compromise   My gastrointestinal track doesn't wanna take it   No, no, no      I drove out to see the Doc   I'm still coping with the shock   Cause next thing   That I know, he's giving me   A colonoscopy      Then when I'm out of stamina   Time for another enima   What's worse   They still don't know why Micky D's is making me      A slave to the can   A Metamucil man   I can't seem to go   I'm tense head to toe   The viens in my neck   Are bulging out of me      Tell me   Why does fast food make me so constipated?   No matter what I order doesn't come back out   It gets me frustrated   It makes no differnce   Where I go, Domino's   Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme   KFC, no thank you please   My gastrointestinal track doesn't wanna take it   No, no, no   No, no, no   No, no, no   No, no, no      Eat out   Whatchya cooking for?   I can't take this anymore   Don't you even think about inviting me   Can't you see      That when I get home   I'm stuck on the throne   I trying to relax   I'm taking ex-lax   I'm so stressing out   There's zilch coming out of me      Tell me   Why does fast food make me so constipated?   No matter what I order doesn't come back out   It gets me frustrated   It makes no differnce   What I try, or apply   Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts   Pune Juice, it's just no use   My gastrointestinal track doesn't wanna take it   No, no, no