Yo, listen up,   Have a howler from Ron   The Naked Mole Rap is the   Name of the song   Here’s the story   In all it’s glory   Ain’t hiding nothin’   Don’t know what the truth is,   How Ron met Rufus   Never heard a cat yarn   Never heard a puppy kern   My dad’s allergic to every kind of fur   So I searched for hairless pets    On the internet   Saw a a’this thing on a pet thing   Gonna need sun screen      What is that, that freaky thing?   (Yes, that’s right    It’s a naked mole rat)   C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing   (Listen to the naked mole rap)      What is that, that freaky thing?   (Yes, that’s right    It’s a naked mole rat)   Hey, wait I can’t hear the girlies sing   (Listen to the naked mole rap)      I heard Smarty Mart was    Havin’ a sale   On a hairless pink rodent   With a long skinny tail   It seemed that this could be a solution   The perfect pet for my dad’s    Sensitive constitution    So the manager came   To open the cage   He said,   “You know this pet’s hairless?”   I said I couldn’t care less   He handed him to me he said,   “Be careful, don’t drop it,    And do you want this cage?”   No I keep him in my pocket      What is that, that freaky thing?   (Yes, that’s right    It’s a naked mole rat)   C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing   (Listen to the naked mole rap)      What is that, that freaky thing?    (Yes, that’s right    It’s a naked mole rat)   I’m gonna buy me, some bling bling (Listen to the naked mole rap)      (Rufus, the naked mole rat)      Can I get a boo-ya    Can I get a boo-ya    Look at the camera say cheese    Smile for the camera say cheese   Can I get a boo-ya    Can I get a boo-ya    Look at the camera say cheese   Smile for the camera say cheese      We’ve heard of Bueno Nacho   Chimerito and a naco   Always grande size it   Why not? I’m buyin’   Wit’ Rufus in my pocket   You can’t stop it   Can’t top it, don’t drop it   You might just pop it   Rufus and Ron Stoppable   Wit’ our best friend, Kim Possible   We’re not afraid of any attack   Yo, K.P. we’ve got your back