I fell in love with a one legged girl   She took me into her one legged world   Made this place a better place to be      She had a thing for the tall skinny guys   I had a thing for the girls with one thigh   So we decided to give it a go   She's my one legged Ho      And it ain't cool when guys make fun of her   [HEY STUMPY!]   I ain't cruel   My God, I think I love her      I fell in love with a one legged girl   She took me into her one legged world   She had a thing for the tall skinny guys   I had a thing for the girls with one thigh      And it ain't cool when guys make fun of her   [HEY HOP ALONG!]   [ONE LEGGED BITCH!]   I ain't cruel   My God, I think I love her!   [Awwwwwwww]      I fell in love with a one legged girl   She took me into her one legged world   She had a thing for the tall skinny guys   I had a thing for the girls with one thigh      I fell in love with a disabled wage (?)   I fell for her and her lack of a leg   I loved it when she hopped along   I know we had fun      I fell in love with a one legged girl   I fell in love with a one legged girl