It won't help to tune away   every station's bound to play   the radio's been wasted       when you go to sleep at night   I'll be there to do you right   this song will make you dull       I'm a virus upon man   forget me if you can   I'll crawl inside your head    when you're sound asleep in bed   I'm a virus upon man   forget me if you can   I'll make you sing along   to this unavailing song       It's a radiation thing   and television's king   this tune won't let you rest       just close your eyes and hum   ignore that you look dumb   a theme that won't let go       retain your sanity   escape this melody   when inside your head   won't let go until you're