Here's a story   of what I'd like to see   What I'd like to do   What I'd like to be   I have only a hatchet   Here's some injury   Let's have a cheer for fear   for blood and agony      These are the tools of my trade   I want you tarred and feathered      Here come the monsters   they know what to do   Hey, Monsters!   What can I learn from you?   You've been killing people   since the dawn of time   should I cut and clout   or should I drown and slime?      Here's a length of chain   here's a railway tie   Here's some silver fish hooks   to slip in their eyes   here's an ice pick   never let it thaw   Heres' some sandpaper to   rub their nipples raw      Here's some jellyfish   Hide them in their pockets   Here's some metal cubes and jacks   Force them in their sockets   Here's some barbed wire   Feed it up her colon   Here's an iron mallet   Keep her knuckles swollen