Jimmy the squid usually late   Came home early to see his mate   Caught her in bed with another squid   He saw red he flipped his lid      Took a swim to blow off steam   Crushed and cheated, lost his dream   He came back to discover   The lifeless body of his wife's lover      Jimmy the squid      Murdered in a cloud of red   Then the cops showed up and said   "Let's go Jimmy, you're coming with me."   But Jimmy's too fast, he broke free      Jimmy the squid is on the run   Claims that he never killed no one   (Fugitive cephalopod)