The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died    The day Squid's gerbil died    He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.    He was D.O.A.       Don't do it! No!    Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all    Squid put the dog gate up    So he couldn't get to the third floor    But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,    Chased him in circles, from noon until four      Don't do it! No!    Don't do it! No!       She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,    Came in from playing one day    And he was dead on location    A gerbil stiff as a board    Staring blankly at the world    Now he wont play on his wheel anymore    Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,    Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,    No Means No Means No!       Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,    Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,    No Means No Means No!      The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died    The day Squid's gerbil died    He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.    He was D.O.A.    The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried    Don't do it! No!    Don't do it! No!       A little later on in life came a gerbil couple    They got together, had some babies    but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off    Squid came too late to pull him off    More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot       Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,    Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,    No Means No Means No!       Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,    Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,    No Means No Means No! No! No! No!       You're a bad bad dog    And I told you not to do it    And I told you not to go       You're a bad bad dog    And I told you not to do it    Now you're choking on a bone!