Now children...I'm going to talk to you about dogs   When I was a girl, I knew a little boy called Jimmy   He was a happy little boy, until one day he petted a stray dog   This is his story   And let it be a lesson to you      Best to stay at home   Don't walk the streets alone   They;re out to get you and it's worse late at night   Hear the bell drone in it's melancholy tone   Give the dog a bone or you might get a bite      Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything      Don't get too close   Can't you see that it's gross   And you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of Rabies   Please stay away, you can catch it in a day   I got mine from a stray   The mottled scars of Rabies      Pat this dog's head and you'll wish you'd stayed in bed   And didn't get up, touch that dirty old stray   It's foaming at the mouth   It's eyes have gone down south   To your nether regions, the best meal he's had all day      Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything   Rats tails    Garden Snails   They'll eat anything, they'll eat anything      Don't get too close   Can't you see that it's gross   And you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of Rabies   Please stay away, you can catch it in a day   I got mine from a stray   The mottled scars of Rabies      Nobody is safe from the botherers, they'll take your soul and eat your crisps   Beware of the tail, it's whipping up your street   And the snarling teeth are gleaming in the lamplight      Woof   Shoo!   Woof, woof-woof      Don't get too close   Can't you see that it's gross   And you wouldn't want want to get the mottled scars of Rabies   Please stay away, you can catch it in a day   I got mine from a stray   The mottled scars of Rabies      Dogs...