Welcome   You are now entering an X X X site   Press control-alt-delete to begin...      She's a digital princess, digital lover   Digital master of cunning disguise   She's a digital princess, fake-faced mother   She'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfy      At the click of a button she's all yours   Oh how you love these digital whores   But you're not paying, she's for free   It's all in your monthly broadband fee   Sexy ladies waiting at home   She won't nag, she doesn't moan   Use your fingers to turn her on   But when you shut down the fantasy is gone      Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code   But if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!   Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code   But if you could see behind the screen    There's a big fat mama with a heavy load!      She's a digital princess, digital lover   Digital master of cunning disguise   She's a digital princess, fake-faced mother   She'll hit you hard but she'll never satisfy      Fuelling your desires for a one-off hit   Wonder what your Mum would think if she knew about it?   You're middle-aged now and you haven't got a hope   Your love life will only get worse, how will you cope?   A takeaway and a bottle of beer   Is all you need when you have her here   Talkin' 'bout the way she loves your sense of humour   Go find yourself a human being, you sad loser!      Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code   But if you could see behind the screen there's a wart-infested cancoured toad!   Lost in time with your cyber-babe in a world of URL and UNIX code   But if you could see behind the screen    There's a big fat mama with a heavy load!      Keeping your interest by posting you her pictures   Really they're from Vogue and tehy're photoshopped in   Smooth and flawless - her face is perfection   Airbrushed and tampered with so she only has one chin      She's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,   She's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needs oh yeah    She's gonna do it, she' gonna do it,   She's gonna hit you hard but never satisfy your needs      Game over.