There is no such thing as love   And I know that's awfully cynical to say   But I need proof that it is possible today   I'm not easy I'm just easily swayed   'Cause I thought life was a cabaret, old chum    Now I wanted to turn it off but my heart is just too soft      There is no such thing as love      Let me give it to you straight   Straight like an arrow   See, it looks a lot like staring at the sun   And it sounds so much like broken glass   Perhaps you're reeling from an awkward pass   And it feels just like you want to die    And there's no one left to watch you cry   I've got to convince myself and just about everybody else that there's no love      There's no such thing as love   No, no   There's no such thing as love   No, no   There's no such thing as love   No, no   There's no such thing as love (5x)