Uh   Uh   Uh   Uh   Uh *gasp* Uh   (repeat 2 more)      Isn't it nice   Sugar and spice   Luring disco dollies to a life of vice      I can make a film   Make you my star   You'll be a natural the way you are   I would like you on a long, black leash   I will parade you down the high street   You've got the attraction   You've got the pulling power   Walk my little doggie   Walk my little sex dwarf      We can make a scene   We'll be a team   Making the headlines   Sounds like a dream   When we hit the floor,    You just watch them move aside   WE will take them for a ride of rides   They all love your miniature ways   You know what they say about small boys      Sex Dwarf   Sex Dwarf   Sex Dwarf      I'm in a Rolls Royce   Look it's so huge   It's big and it's gold   With my dumb chauffer   Looking to procure   Run little doggie   Lurid disco dolly      Run my little sex dwarf   I feel so lonely   Get my little camera   Take a pretty picture      Sex dwarf   In a gold Rolls   Making it with the dumb chauffer      Isn't it nice?   Sugar and spice   Luring disco dollies to a life of vice      Sex Dwarf   Isn't it nice?   Luring disco dollies to a life of vice      We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf   To match the gold Rolls    And my dumb chauffer   We'll all look so good   We'll knock 'em cold   Knocking 'em gold   In black and gold      We can have playtime   In my little playroom   Disco dollies   My sex dwarf   And my dumb chauffer      I would like you on a long black lead   You can bring me all the things I need   Sex dwarf   Isn't it nice?   Luring disco dollies to a life of vice      Sex Dwarf   Isn't it nice?   Luring disco dollies to a life of vice      Sex Dwarf   (repeat a lot)