Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo   Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo   Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show         You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules   You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules   Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school         Tiny little broncs that bust   Tiny little clowns that fuss   Tiny little cattle that ride   And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide         Tiny little broncs that bust   Tiny little clowns that fuss   Tiny little cattle that ride   And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide         People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo   Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo   Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo   Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show