Well it's wet,   It's all broken and wet,   But I take what I get,   I got a crooked cigarette.         Well she left,   She left me with a hell of a debt,   But no sweat,   I got a crooked cigarette.         When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found,   You break it on apart then you turn it around,   You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight,   Hey buddy got a light?         (Chorus)         Well I'm full,   Full of that malt liquor bull,   But I'm set,   I got a crooked cigarette.