Well, I'm a huboon baby   I'm a cross between a human and an ape   I'm all decked out   I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape      people look at me and laugh and make fun of my face   I laugh right back   I don't want to be part of the human race   I did it to myself   now somebody's gonna be sorry      Well, I'm a huboon baby   gonna mess around with all you fools   I'm all pumped up, gonna romp, bone and stomp   I'm gonna rule      I had the operation   nothing else left to do   well lookit here, I've been hurt   gonna hurt you      Now, somebody's gonna be sorry   like all you wankers and you slime   and you right-wing pinheads   who make screwing a big crime   you titty-twisted up my life   and pissed on all my dreams   you made me hate myself   now come on shoot me   set me free      I did it to myself   now somebody's gonna be sorry      Well, I'm a huboon baby   I'll grow up to be the president   I'm upside-in, I'm really tweaked   I'm really freaked, I'm really bent   Big town mommas better hurry   hide your little girls   I'll jump their bones   I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world