i heard a girl in a dress    say her face was a mess    i heard there's no reason why    i heard that now's the time to buy       on planet earth    i'll probably stay    on planet earth    it's a place to live your life       where pleasure follows pain    people go insane    fly around in planes    pray that it won't rain    drive around in cars    get drunk in local bars    dream of being stars    well i lived all my life on planet earth       i saw a girl lose all control    when she lost her new mink stole    i saw her try to catch a man    things i couldn't understand       on planet earth    i'll probably stay    on planet earth    it's a place to live your life       where pleasure follows pain    people go insane    fly around in planes    pray that it won't rain    drive around in cars    get drunk in local bars    dream of being stars    well i lived all my life on planet earth       i saw a man on a stage    scream "put me back in my cage"    i saw him hang by his tie    i saw enough to make me cry    on planet earth    on planet earth      i lived all my life on planet earth    i lived all my life on planet earth    on planet earth    (repeat)