I’m alone in this mess   I’m behaving like an idiot   This may be my last chance   Can you comprehend the consequences      Chorus   I’m not the family pet   I haven’t found you yet   You’re not the first to know   (Not the first to know)   I’m not the one to follow      I’ll conceal my presence   I will write what I witness   I will do your dishes   Only under certain circumstances      Chorus (X2)      I fear addictions are contagious   Don’t follow      I need a waitress, want a goddess   Don’t follow      I need a suitcase, for an aeroplane   Don’t follow      I am suspicious of my stewardess   Don’t follow      You’re not the first to know   I’m not the one to follow