I'm vitamin-enriched   What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome!   No artificial processing or anything so loathsome!   You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea   I'm easily digested naturally!      You'll want to slip me in your kitchen   How'd you like to mother me?   And I'll be tasty, Mr. Pastry, wouldn't that be lovely?   My mother once told me, "eat what you are given"   Don't worry mum, I've realised what fun that could be   It makes a real man of me now, I think you'll agree   I've got more calories than brown bread in me now   No-one can tell !!!      I'm vitamin-enriched   What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome!   No artificial processing or anything so loathsome!   You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea   I'm easily digested naturally!      So don't be scared by the thought   of putting on three extra stone   Disregard all dieting information   It's best to leave well alone   You're better off fully grown!