You don't suspect my life's a mess,   you prob'ly think it's groovy   Meeting people everyday,   see some place abroad...   And I admit that when the time is right,   it can be quite a laugh   But you know, that's not often   Eventually, I think that you will agree,   I'm only putting lines out   and shifting gears, missing years disappear      And as for you, I couldn't bear to think of it -   they said you were Swedish   You asked me for a chocolate bar,   then you went and spoiled it all by eating it   What a pain, what a nause!   You can imagine my delight   was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life   Thank you ladies you had us all   I hope you both enjoyed it      But just the same   I'm happy just to sit around at home   with Pamela making cups of tea and washing clothes   Now anyone could easily see   I'm basically a cretin      Bing billy bong - silly song's going wrong   Ping pong ping, clong cling dong   Tie me up, turn me on      Bing billy bang, desperate dan, frying pan   Cling clong cling, bong bing bang, Michael Miles, bogey man