Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar   but when you get up close you'll see   he could not hurt a flea   He stands there in the heat   looking straight down at at his feet   and with his hands and an old receipt   he makes a swan so real it breathes.      Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card   can make a cricket from a parking ticket   can make a bird from some thrown out words   But he cannot control this herd   'cause he does not look up when he should   He relies on the people's good   a big mistake in this neighborhood.      Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all   so I grabbed the first thing I saw   and walked right out the front door   But he had just made a paper sword   and threw me right down on the floor   And everyone standing near that store   witnessed a one-sided war.      Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar   but when you get up close you'll see   that he's no cup of tea.