There's something in the water that's making me sick   I have an underage girlfriend, has a Mexican kid   I have a problem with the city, it's probably you   I heard a hundred different rumors, all of them true   On why you left your husband   Was it cause she was cute   Or was it right reasons that went up in a shoot   Now you're borrowing your neighbor   He's borrowing you   You say you're separated, he has no clue      We're getting stranger   We're getting stranger   We're getting stranger   We're getting strange   Strange      There's nothing quite like those local bands   Who get a free round of drinks from their local fans   Maybe a kiss, maybe a wink   They would do anything, just not the sink   In love with what they were and what they are   Just some local dude with an electric guitar   Changing his style, maybe his hair   His dues have been payed, it just ain't fair      We're getting stranger   We're getting stranger   We're getting stranger   We're getting strange      Local dude has guitar      We're getting stranger   We're getting so strange   We're getting stranger   We're getting so strange   Strange