Let me introduce you to the host   Toss back the doors, dear, welcome the new ghost   And it’s invite-only, but it’s a damn long list   And each new lovely is afforded a guest   And the evening’s gathering is only beginning   And what with the way the champagne is flowing   You can tell, even without knowing   That we’ll be going and going    And going and going!      And you can’t go spittin’ in the devil’s eye   And then walk 'round frontin' his sly grin   ‘Cause dear, there’s always gonna be hell to pay   And it’s here with us you’ll have to stay      You set up a secret triangle   And in another woman’s home, with intent to mangle   Took her husband for a ride   In the middle of the night   It went farther than you anticipated   You meant no harm, just out for amusement   Now she’s left him with such a mess of pieces   His anger’s quickly rising, don’t stick around to see her meet it!      And you can’t go spittin’ in the devil’s eye   And then walk 'round frontin' his sly grin   ‘Cause dear, there’s always gonna be hell to pay   And it’s here with us you’ll have to stay      Oh, and with your dirty spirit   You’re entitled to forever relive it!   In this eternal ball, it’s pointless to struggle   So we all waltz our similar shuffle   Similar shuffle   Similar shuffle!