(Leaf blower in the background)      Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees    Look at these    Rookies around us   Aren't you glad you found us?      Now if you are who you say you are   Get up here to the bar   We'll plot out a plan   To take down the man      We'll start with that new future super star   And steal all their decorative rocks   We'll fight all their rent-a-cops      And for the freeway maintainers   Who assist our escape   We got sandwiches, juice   And cold Gatorade      We'll expose all the bicyclists   Who really are   DUI students who can't drive their cars      And we'll take stucco dust   And wet dry wall sludge   Combine 'em just right   To make fuck the valley fudge      Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds   Don't you see?   Fuck the valley fudge   It's my hate and my love      Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories   Can't you see?   Fuck the valley fudge   It's my hate and my love      Fuck the valley fudge   It's my hate and my love      Fuck the valley fudge   My hate   My love      Fuck the valley fudge      Fuck the valley         Fuuuuuuuuuck      (Leaf blower in the background)