happy, happy birthday, clappy      join us as we celebrate      clap your hands and dance around      have a laugh and eat some cake      happy birthday, happy birthday      happy birthday      you’re so great      have a drink on us tonight      drink too much, get in a fight      dance around on tabletops      get pulled over by the cops      it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday      it’s your birthday, hey, why not?      because we’re all gonna die one day      might as well have a good time      hooray