Dancing round in circles staring at the sky   Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride   Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind   She hasn't had a shower since 1969      You can't even read, you can't even spell   Begging and loafing is all that you do well   Your head's full of lice, your navels full of lint   Don't you fucking breath on me, go get yourself a mint      Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame   Goddamn hippies always smell like shit, piss, hemp and eggs      Stringing lots of beads really ain't that neat   Dirty, drowsy hippie you need to wash your feet   Daisy pickin fruit cake always low on cash   Take yours magic beans and shove them up your ass      Nothing I hate more dirty hairy chicks   The only things that like them are gnats, fleas and ticks   Always out to lunch, always so confused   I wonder if they've ever owned a fucking pair of shoes      Frisbee playing hitchikers are lame   Goddamn hippies smell      Stupid, lazy, can't hold a job   Can't hold a fucking job      I'd love to disinfect you, shower you with bleach   Rock collecting moron, nothing but a leech   Make you clip you toenails, make you cut your hair   Rid the world of hippies, purify our air