on a Tuesday afternoon    my mom came in my room    and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,    and get a God damn job."    So I told her    "Hey, hey, fuck you mom    and I threw the phone at her head    but I missed and hit her in the snatch    so I slammed the door in her face!    don't ever barge in my room    or I'll kick your ass    and call the cops    and tell them I am abused    and you'll wind up in jail    while I snowboard in Vail    no one to post your bail    cuz daddy loves me more    he says that you're a          You're worthless,    You're lazy    You're stupid    A little overweight    Now gimme 20 bucks    Mommy you're so worthless    You're lazy    You're stupid    A little overweight    Now gimme 20 bucks    Now make it 50, bucks    now Mom writes me letters    I write return to sender, let her    rot there in her cell    I watch the dogs mate on her bed    sorry Mom, I had to pawn    your china, silver, and all your jewelry    I had to eat    AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!