Welcome everybody to my table   Don't be shy man, grab a seat, come on, it's time to eat, dig in      Frejoles de T.J., sushi from Japan   Weenies from America   Don't forget canned ham   Monkey brains from India   Escargot from France   Pizzas from Chicago   Korea dog, many cat      All we want is, all we need is   All we want is one more beer   To teach the world to sing in harmony      Eating can resolve this racial tension   Get yourself a side of beef, electric knife, and 50' of cord      Flies from Ethiopia   Sangria de Espana   Crumpets from England   Sand from Iran   Bratwurst von Deutchland   Meatballs from Sweden   Mongolian bbq   Cacon from Canada, eh?      All we want is, all we need is   All we want is one more beer   To teach the world to sing in harmony      So, the next time you're about to shout a racial slur, stop, and think about all the wonderful dishes that come from his or her country, and channel your energies into enjoying your next international delight!