In this sumptuous hacienda,
Where I weigh things up as they’re
Lord, I'm trying the best i can
I lost everybody in
In the kingdom of the blind
They say the one-eyed man
One-way system smooth and commendable
Go by bus - they're highly
The car that parked on the pavement narked
Pedestrians and children
Me and my motor neurone
We just want to be on
My life is comfortable
But I don't want that image for
You promised that one day you'd be my wife
You said
Tedious people, tiresome town
Under the gaze of the mayoral frown
Always
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
When a
She stayed with me until
She moved to Notting Hill
She said
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train,
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see
In the entrancing dell
We laughed and we sometimes fell
And you
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