I went to see the doctor, cause I had a pain or two   He said don't be a sissy boy, there is nothing wrong with you   This world is full of heartache, just be brave and see it through   Just get back to work you little jerk, I've had enough of you      He looked alot like Tiger Williams   He was brave and strong and true   But if you tried to cross him   He would put a hurt on you      I was driving down the freeway, doing 95 or so   When a traffic cop crawled up my ass and pulled me off the road   He said around here I am King, so your speeding days are through   If you break the rules again, my friend, I will throw the book at you      He looked alot like Tiger Williams   He was brave and strong and true   But if you tried to cross him   He would put a hurt on you      If there is a God above, I know that he must be   The kind of guy who's tough enough to deal with punks like me   He won't take no excuses, he'll be tough but he'll be fair   And when I go to my reward, I hope to see him there      I'll bet he looks like Tiger Williams   He'll be brave and strong and true   But if you try to cross him   He will put a hurt on you