I got no name or number   I just hand out the lumber   But if I ever get a chance to play   I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em someday   I'm going to show 'em that I can play   I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay   But all I hear you say is      Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be      Well, I can wind up and make 'em howl   I only wind up holding the towels   But if I ever get a chance to play   I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em someday   I'm going to show 'em that I can play   I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay   But all I hear you say is      Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy      I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em one day   I'm going to show 'em that I can play   I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay   But all I hear you say is      All you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be   Stick boy, all he's ever gonna be