Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Mmmhmmm   What’s goin’ on everybody? Uh, Uh   Ohhh, ahh, shh, ahh      This is Dirty Preston and there is no question   I think your heart is crap, that’s my confession   My main problem is   There are too many ladies in this world   They bum rush me like they got the rabies   These dirty girls, Mmmm      This is why   I’m puttin’ ladies on layaway   I’m makin’ very sexy installments   I will come again another day   To your effeciencies or your apartments   Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ooooooo!   (yeah)      Ladies crave me like a pazzone   I shall make them moan   Desire and passion is my career   Now baby lets open a beer   I-yie-eah-bbbb-ewww!      Now I’d like to dedicate this song   To all the children of the world   All the children of America, put your hands up   All the youth in Asia put your hands up   All the kids in France put your hands up      Cause one day your gonna get laid   You will get laid      Stop the beat   Who the hell let Dirty Preston in here?