Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your wedding    You've just gotta believe me    But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk    Oh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I'm staggerin' into church    And I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar    Oh I bet that you're still mortified    But just think, girl,    No one's ever gonna be forgetting    The day I wrecked your wedding       Oh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girl    You've just gotta believe me    But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dress    Oh, it got me so upset    And then your father's screamin' and callin' me    "You no good lazy punk    I always knew you were a drunk"    And your mother, she's havin' her 19th nervous breakdown    But just think girl    No one's ever gonna be forgetting    The day I wrecked your wedding       Oh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll change    I'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys,    'cause I just can't live without your body and you    Oh Maria, I'll even sell my strat, give up the band    You better believe me, girl, this time it's true    Oh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for you       Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin'    You just got to believe me    But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory    Oh your old man'll even grow to love me, I'll give him 6 grandchildren    I'll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I'll be so electable    I'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant    That way you'll never be forgetting - the day I wrecked your wedding