[elves]   We are free and fairly sober   With so many toys to build   The machines are kind of tricky   Probably someone will be killed   But we'd gladly work for nothing   [Fry]   Which is good because we don't intend to pay   [all]   The elves are back to work today   Hooray!      [elves]   We have just a couple hours   To make several billion gifts   And the labour isn't easy   [Leela]   Then you'll all work triple shifts   You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed   [all]   It's back to work on xmas eve   [elves]   Hooray!      [Leela]   And though you're cold and sore and ugly   Your pride will mask the pain   [Fry]   Let my happy smile warm your hearts   [elf]   There's a toy lodged in my brain      [elves]   We are getting awfully tired   And we can't work any faster   And we're very very sorry   [Bender]   Why you selfish little bastards   Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?   [elves]   (Ow, Ow)   [Bender]   Then shut your yaps and back to work      [elves]   Now it's very nearly xmas   And we've done the best we could   [Fry]   These toy soldiers are poorly painted   [Leela]   And they're made from inferior wood   [Bender]   I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly   [Santa]   If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye   [elves]   Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye   [Leela]   You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are ok   [elves]   Hooray!   [all]   The elves are resting xmas day