[orphanarium guy]   Who is this one eyed female baby Moses?   With courage in her female baby smile   [orphans]   A saviour from the stars?   Or something stranger still?   [baby Leela]   Or just a lonely filthy starving child?      ...      [Bender]   Leela, Leela, Leela save him   Save Fry, save Fry   Godzilla, will devour him   As for me I must be off to have my doctor check this cough   Goodbye      ...      [Fry]   To win Leela's heart with the holophoners art   I need hand of transcendental quickness      [Robot Devil]   Well I don't see any danger   In gambling with a stranger   For my head is of a most amazing thickness      I'm stupid, I'm stupid   I'm stupider than you in every way!      ...      [real Fry]   Look what do you want?      [real Robot Devil]   I want my hands back!      [real Fry]   Never!   A deal's a deal   Even with a dirty dealer      [real Robot Devil]   Very well   Then I'll take what I want from Leela   Leela has promised me her hand      [real Leela]   Fry, you do not understand      I should have revealed I'd been deafened by Bender   The shame, the shame!   But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendour   Deception's the curse of my whimsical gender      He gave me mechanical ears   Effective though just a bit garish   In return without shedding a tear I agreed   That I'd give him my hand      [real Robot Devil]   In marriage      [real Leela]   What?      [real Robot Devil]   You'll give me your hand in marriage!      [Hermes in audience]   Is this really happening or just being staged   [Professor in audience]   It can't be real   [Amy in audience]   Not if Leela is engaged      [real Leela on stage]   That isn't what I meant   That isn't what I signed      [real Robot Devil]   You should have checked the wording in the fine...   ... Print      [real Leela]   I'll give you my hand      [both]   In marriage      [real Bender in audience]   The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention   Now that is irony      [real Robot Devil]   I will marry her now and confine her to hell   How droll   How droll!   Where Styx is a river and not just a band   Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned      Unless Fry, you surrender my hands!      [real Fry]   Destiny has cheated me   By forcing me to decide upon   The woman that I idolise   Or the hands of an automaton      Without these hands I can't complete   The opera that was captivating her   But if I keep them, and she marries him   Then he probably won't want me dating her      ...      [Professor in audience]   I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving   [Zoidberg in audience]   I can't believe everybody's just adlibbing      [robot priest]   By the power vested in me by the state of New New York      [real Fry]   No!   Stop!   Take my hands!   You evil metal dork!      ...