i hate this stupid house   it pisses me off   how my mom and her spose    alwase got their door locked   highschools a drag   the people there hate me    homeroom teacher is a hag   no one will date me      ::chorus::   will anyone ever love me   just the way i am   my parents hate to touch me    i like the stuff called spam   but you were never there   so i hate you just the same    just someone who doesnt care   my life is fuckin lame      the only guy i like    htes my like my mother    hes a skater with a bike   i just shouldnt bother   its so ironic how this shit only happens to me   im like a tonic    and ive gotta pee      ::chorus::